Hi, I'm Rosanne Michelle and I'm a stand up comedian.  I was born and raised in Las Vegas, NV. 

Even with the temptation of home delivery, I do my own grocery shopping. I think jokes about your Mom are hilarious. I have full use of all of my fingers, but I only use my middle finger on special occasions. I have a fear of dehydration, but wine seems to help. I burn a hell of a lot of calories by laughing at myself. My clumsiness constantly causes me to trip, but my grace catches me and prevents me from falling on my face. I’m quite possibly the most immature mature person you’ll ever meet.

I don’t care much for purses or shoes. I’ve been known to shake it on the dance floor. I give even when it’s just my time. I run even though most would consider it speed walking. I have street cred and keep current with the word on the street. I’ve been burned, but I’m not afraid to keep cooking. I make incredible ramen noodles. If you haven’t seen The Terminator or you didn’t love it; you probably don’t appreciate good movies. I think you haven’t truly lived until you’ve played Balderdash. My family and friends rock and children love me.  I was a genius dancer in a past life.  My secret to good health and survival is oxygen and food. I’m sure martinis and fun play a big part too. I have an amazing arm.
 
I think everyone should have at least a little bit of sparkle in their wardrobe, a nice bathrobe and use sunscreen. I learn something new every day. I know how to install a drip system, I'm a notary public, I've been an officer and I'm a stand up comedian.


                     rosannemichelle@gmail.com